Monday, October 7, 2013

What Brings You Here

Every once in awhile, I look at the analytics on this blog to see what's bringing people here.

After my latest glance at the search terms, I just feel sorry for some of those people, who were innocently looking for a porn pick-me-up and stumbled across a blog about cancer instead. Oops.

Whoever was looking for "best boobies" and ended up on my site: I'm truly sorry to disappoint; we got rid of those around mid-January, 2012. The new ones are okay, but I wouldn't call them the best. For one, they don't have much feeling left after all the nerves were cut for my double mastectomy. For two, here's a weird fact about implants: they're cool to the touch. Always. You'll have to find your own to test that--these ones are taken and it would just be weird to invite a whole bunch of my readers to feel my boobies. Also? The nipples on mine are missing (although maybe that's somebody's fetish?)

On the other hand, these new ones hold their own without a bra and they don't have cancer, so that's a huge plus. On second thought, maybe boobs that aren't trying to kill me are the best. So maybe you ended up exactly where you wanted. In that case, you're welcome.

To the person looking for a "booby of the day," you, too, were probably in for a surprise. While I might someday, I haven't yet posted any photos of my boobs online--before or after my surgeries. Cancer plus having a baby has pretty much removed any hang-ups I ever had about disrobing in front of strangers, but I still have my boundaries. So far, the Internet is one. Anyway, if you're looking for those photos, you might want to try here.

Another great post for what cancer looks like? This one. Although cancer also looks like this, so you just never know.

Oh, and now that you're here, I hope you'll stick around awhile.

3 comments:

  1. Thank you for saying it for me. These new boobs are a unique experience--only understood by someone who has faced a double mastectomy!

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  2. Jen,

    This post made me spit out my fruit. Hope to see you soon.

    B

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  3. Hilarious. I can totally relate.

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